Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
Christmas Snowmen jokes, Christmas Snowball jokes, Snow Jokes on Christmas
Short oneliners Christmas jokes. Funny to read :)
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !
More Christmas jokes
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Tarzan Joke, Funny Tarzan Jokes, Jungle jokes
Tarzan Joke
Tarzan and Jane are walking in the Jungle when suddenly Tarzan notices a boat being
attacked by a crocodile. Tarzan runs to the river, jumps into the water and wrestles the
crocodile until it lets go of the boat.
Unfortunately, in the struggle Tarzan Loin cloth is ripped off. When he leaves the water
Jane sees his 20-inch penis.
“Why Tarzan your penis!” she exclaims.
Seeing the shock on Jane’s face Tarzan replies, “Jane no worry. It always shrinks in cold
water.”
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Tarzan and Jane are walking in the Jungle when suddenly Tarzan notices a boat being
attacked by a crocodile. Tarzan runs to the river, jumps into the water and wrestles the
crocodile until it lets go of the boat.
Unfortunately, in the struggle Tarzan Loin cloth is ripped off. When he leaves the water
Jane sees his 20-inch penis.
“Why Tarzan your penis!” she exclaims.
Seeing the shock on Jane’s face Tarzan replies, “Jane no worry. It always shrinks in cold
water.”
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Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Very Funny : How to recruit the right person for the job?
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.
If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are recounting them..Put them in auditing .....
If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping. Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. Put them in information Technology.
If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried Different combination, yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for The day.. Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the Window. Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved. Congratulate them and put them In top management.
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Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.
If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are recounting them..Put them in auditing .....
If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping. Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. Put them in information Technology.
If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried Different combination, yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for The day.. Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the Window. Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved. Congratulate them and put them In top management.
OH PLEASE !........ THAT WAS JUST A JOKE ...!!!!
History Mystery - Abraham Lincoln And John F. Kennedy
DID YOUR HISTORY TEACHER INCLUDE THIS IN THE LESSON TAUGHT!! Read on!!
History Mystery.
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House..
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday .
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939..
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!
WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?
INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half...
2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below
3) Fold the other end, exactly as before
4) Now, simply turn it over...
What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE
As if that wasn't enough. Here is what you've seen...
Firstly The Pentagon on fire....
Then The Twin Towers.
...And now .. look at this!
TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL
It gets even better!!
9 + 11=$20!!
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History Mystery.
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House..
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday .
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939..
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!
WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?
INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half...
2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below
3) Fold the other end, exactly as before
4) Now, simply turn it over...
What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE
As if that wasn't enough. Here is what you've seen...
Firstly The Pentagon on fire....
Then The Twin Towers.
...And now .. look at this!
TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL
It gets even better!!
9 + 11=$20!!
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