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Monday, September 28, 2009
Tarzan Joke, Funny Tarzan Jokes, Jungle jokes
Tarzan Joke
Tarzan and Jane are walking in the Jungle when suddenly Tarzan notices a boat being
attacked by a crocodile. Tarzan runs to the river, jumps into the water and wrestles the
crocodile until it lets go of the boat.
Unfortunately, in the struggle Tarzan Loin cloth is ripped off. When he leaves the water
Jane sees his 20-inch penis.
“Why Tarzan your penis!” she exclaims.
Seeing the shock on Jane’s face Tarzan replies, “Jane no worry. It always shrinks in cold
water.”
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Tarzan and Jane are walking in the Jungle when suddenly Tarzan notices a boat being
attacked by a crocodile. Tarzan runs to the river, jumps into the water and wrestles the
crocodile until it lets go of the boat.
Unfortunately, in the struggle Tarzan Loin cloth is ripped off. When he leaves the water
Jane sees his 20-inch penis.
“Why Tarzan your penis!” she exclaims.
Seeing the shock on Jane’s face Tarzan replies, “Jane no worry. It always shrinks in cold
water.”
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Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Very Funny : How to recruit the right person for the job?
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.
If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are recounting them..Put them in auditing .....
If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping. Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. Put them in information Technology.
If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried Different combination, yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for The day.. Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the Window. Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved. Congratulate them and put them In top management.
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Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.
If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are recounting them..Put them in auditing .....
If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping. Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. Put them in information Technology.
If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried Different combination, yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for The day.. Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the Window. Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved. Congratulate them and put them In top management.
OH PLEASE !........ THAT WAS JUST A JOKE ...!!!!
History Mystery - Abraham Lincoln And John F. Kennedy
DID YOUR HISTORY TEACHER INCLUDE THIS IN THE LESSON TAUGHT!! Read on!!
History Mystery.
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House..
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday .
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939..
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!
WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?
INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half...
2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below
3) Fold the other end, exactly as before
4) Now, simply turn it over...
What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE
As if that wasn't enough. Here is what you've seen...
Firstly The Pentagon on fire....
Then The Twin Towers.
...And now .. look at this!
TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL
It gets even better!!
9 + 11=$20!!
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History Mystery.
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House..
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday .
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939..
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!
WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?
INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half...
2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below
3) Fold the other end, exactly as before
4) Now, simply turn it over...
What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE
As if that wasn't enough. Here is what you've seen...
Firstly The Pentagon on fire....
Then The Twin Towers.
...And now .. look at this!
TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL
It gets even better!!
9 + 11=$20!!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Discover A Woman!
Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.
Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.
After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
Friday, March 7, 2008
Funny Hindi Jokes
So what is Hindi jokes really all about? The following report includes some fascinating information about Hindi jokes--info you can use, not just the old stuff they used to tell you.
If you find yourself confused by what you've read to this point, don't despair. Everything should be crystal clear by the time you finish.
papa::beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi hain
Son:: kya baat karte ho pappa, sub check kar laya hu
Is there really any information about Hindi jokes that is nonessential? We all see things from different angles, so something relatively insignificant to one may be crucial to another.
If you find yourself confused by what you've read to this point, don't despair. Everything should be crystal clear by the time you finish.
papa::beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi hain
Son:: kya baat karte ho pappa, sub check kar laya hu
Is there really any information about Hindi jokes that is nonessential? We all see things from different angles, so something relatively insignificant to one may be crucial to another.
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