Very Funny : How to recruit the right person for the job?

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.


If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department.


If they are recounting them..Put them in auditing .....


If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.


If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.


If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in operations .


If they are sleeping. Put them in security.


If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. Put them in information Technology.


If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.


If they say they have tried Different combination, yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.


If they have already left for The day.. Put them in marketing.


If they are staring out of the Window. Put them on strategic Planning.


And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved. Congratulate them and put them In top management.


OH PLEASE !........ THAT WAS JUST A JOKE ...!!!!

History Mystery - Abraham Lincoln And John F. Kennedy

DID YOUR HISTORY TEACHER INCLUDE THIS IN THE LESSON TAUGHT!! Read on!!
History Mystery.

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House..

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday .
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.


John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939..


Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.


Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!



WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?

INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half...




2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below



3) Fold the other end, exactly as before




4) Now, simply turn it over...




What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough. Here is what you've seen...

Firstly The Pentagon on fire....



Then The Twin Towers.


...And now .. look at this!



TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL
It gets even better!!
9 + 11=$20!!

Discover A Woman!

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.


Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.


Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!


Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.


Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.


Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.


Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.


After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

Funny Hindi Jokes

So what is Hindi jokes really all about? The following report includes some fascinating information about Hindi jokes--info you can use, not just the old stuff they used to tell you.

If you find yourself confused by what you've read to this point, don't despair. Everything should be crystal clear by the time you finish.

papa::beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi hain
Son:: kya baat karte ho pappa, sub check kar laya hu

Is there really any information about Hindi jokes that is nonessential? We all see things from different angles, so something relatively insignificant to one may be crucial to another.

Time Pass Quote & Time Pass Jokes

Imagine the next time you join a discussion about Time Pass Quote & Time Pass Jokes. When you start sharing the fascinating Time Pass Quote & Time Pass Jokes facts below, your friends will be absolutely amazed.

Those of you not familiar with the latest on Time Pass Quote & Time Pass Jokes now have at least a basic understanding. But there's more to come.

Time Pass Quote-
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. - French Proverb

Timepass Short Jokes

(1) An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: “Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!”

(2) Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU,

The first Cockroach asked: “Raid???”

The second Cockroach replied: “No, Shoe!!!”

(3) An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why?

He didn’t want to talk to her!!!

(4) A man hit his brand new car in to the wall, why?

He wanted to test whether the airbags are working!!!

(5) Policeman caught a drunk man & asked: “Why your eyes are red?”,

The drunk man replied: “Actually i drunk tomato sauce while i was sleeping!!!”

(6) Two mad people were fighting on motorcycle, why?

They were arguing about ‘who will sit near the window’!!!

Those who only know one or two facts about Time Pass Quote & Time Pass Jokes can be confused by misleading information. The best way to help those who are misled is to gently correct them with the truths you're learning here.

time-pass with your dog

They aren't called man's best friend for nothing! Having a dog can lengthen your life, lower your stress levels and just generally improve your quality of life.
Playing together is an important part of being together and having a happy, healthy dog. One thing pet behaviourists agree on is how important it is to play regularyl together. Aside from the bonding it encourages, it will also strengthen the understanding and respect between you and your pet.
There are plenty of ways you can play with your dog. Some games might even have the added benefit of teaching your beloved pet a new skill, or develop another. All you need is some imagination, some time and of course treats always help too!
One of the timeless classics is 'fetch'. This is a wonderful way to teach your dog to follow directions and play a game which does not involve too much from you. With some practice you can even lie back in the sun and throw a ball (or any object) for your pet to return. Teaching your pet to fetch can test the patience of even the most patient owner! If you are serious about it most dogs can learn to participate in this simple game.
You will want to start off with one of your dogs favorite toys, and a treat. Practicing the 'drop it' command first will help ! Used together this can be a good way to teach your dog. Throw the item and when the dog brings it baack to you - shower him with praise. He will get the idea after a while.
It's best to try these things in small sessions. Fifteen minutes a day of practicing the 'fetch' command and your dog should be able to get it right.
There are other ways you can play with your dog which arent as frustrating as the fetch game.
Games which encourage tracking and seeking out items are good for your pet too. You can hide a treat and then practice the sit command. On your command the dog goes and seeks out the treat you have hidden. Hide many treats and encourage them to find the treats as quickly as they can!
Every owner has special games that they play with their dogs. There are all kinds of vairations on many of the tried and tested games. You will have many of your own special games that you play together, just keep creative and remember that your dog is a puppy inside forever - they love to play with you!
Dogs are social creatures and regular game playing can bring out the best in your dog. There's nothing like a wagging tail to put a smile on your face!
Steve is the owner of All My Puppies Online and also has a casino review website at All Best Bets Visit his blog at Doggie Blog

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